If I were a giant
I would live in a cave
and grow one hell of a beard.
I would squash
police officers like blueberries
and suck their guts from my
Greek column fingers.
In the evening
I would go for little walks
around the world, shedding
portions of my beard
and clogging rivers.
I am not a giant
but this is what I’d do
to the law and the unknown
so I wouldn’t be as scared;
also, my dick would be
bigger than